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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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By parentalfail - 25/12/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 14:01

Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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By morgan_rumm - 11/07/2014 20:02

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By clarakipper - 25/09/2013 07:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

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abi96 0

Monday 4 April 2011 22:59

Facebook has changed the way people interact DRAMATICALLY. Fyl

_streets_ 19

Monday 4 April 2011 23:09

Well it's only official if its on Facebook.

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azzosfoxy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:26

denied

mountvernon 0

Friday 15 April 2011 5:23

lol y the hell do ur parents have Facebook

ori0324 1

Friday 15 April 2011 20:13

epic shit

Cjcausin41 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:26

Facebook just ruins everything.

bmar21 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:43

you suck

tasmajor 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:58

DAMMMN!!!! FYL!!

werx 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:25

This is bollocks. Today they planned to divorce and changed their relationship status. They didn't divorce without the poster knowing. op is just being a whining child. they broke up because of you.

TallMist 32

Tuesday 14 July 2015 2:28

And how do you know they didn't actually get divorced and then changed their Facebook status to say so? And pray tell how OP is whiny just because they were upset about their parents divorcing?

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