Love: Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't... - FML

By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 578

You deserved it 266

By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 902

You deserved it 1 525

By parentalfail - 25/12/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 272

By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 993

You deserved it 3 014

News to me

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 14:01

Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 090

You deserved it 188

By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 519

You deserved it 2 320

A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 282

You deserved it 4 720

By morgan_rumm - 11/07/2014 20:02

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 761

You deserved it 4 736

By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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You deserved it 2 340

By clarakipper - 25/09/2013 07:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

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abi96 0

Monday 4 April 2011 22:59

Facebook has changed the way people interact DRAMATICALLY. Fyl

_streets_ 19

Monday 4 April 2011 23:09

Well it's only official if its on Facebook.

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missy1228 2

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:05

wtffffffffffffff

AWESOME3SOME 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:25

Who let animals on FML? Actually... the better question is how can they type.. hmm help me a little?

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:32

Admit it OP, you're just butthurt because you didn't get a private message.

u_mad_bro_fml 13

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:33

Ah...That's sad.. Dx

missfamousstar11 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:43

didn't they even talk to you about it at all. They must've dropped some hints. I mean come on seriously?

foundedead12 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:00

that's the power Facebook baby

joesterjoe 7

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:48

this is getting old and annoying I saw like 5 or more of these on here GTFO

MrsValentino 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:33

**** Facebook Mannnnn! Is That Really How People Fuhkcn Live.. Not Gunna Tell My Family I Have Cancer I'll Just Post It On Facebook.. what are you doing?... Just Found Out My Grandma Died... On My Aunts Facebook Page, How Pathetic!

Jdgaf 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:37

just stop talking. Every comment you say is dumb

Jdgaf 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:39

Lmfao. That made my day

gammielikeoh 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:46

there was one just like this. FAKER

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Today, my brother-in-law is a complete toxic asshole who makes me have panic attacks. He nitpicks my house non-stop and always puts me down. I'm a normal, good person, but all I want now is for him to suffer greatly in life for all the horrible things he has said to me and about me. FML

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML

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Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

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Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML

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You deserved it 983

Today, I found out that most of the people I work with secretly refer to me as the "designated bottom" because they assumed from my slight stature and soft spoken personality that I was a submissive homosexual. My wife thinks it’s hilarious and keeps grabbing my ass to make me jump in shock. FML

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