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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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By parentalfail - 25/12/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 14:01

Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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By morgan_rumm - 11/07/2014 20:02

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By clarakipper - 25/09/2013 07:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

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abi96 0

Monday 4 April 2011 22:59

Facebook has changed the way people interact DRAMATICALLY. Fyl

_streets_ 19

Monday 4 April 2011 23:09

Well it's only official if its on Facebook.

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missy1228 2

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:05

wtffffffffffffff

AWESOME3SOME 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:25

Who let animals on FML? Actually... the better question is how can they type.. hmm help me a little?

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:32

Admit it OP, you're just butthurt because you didn't get a private message.

u_mad_bro_fml 13

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:33

Ah...That's sad.. Dx

missfamousstar11 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:43

didn't they even talk to you about it at all. They must've dropped some hints. I mean come on seriously?

foundedead12 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:00

that's the power Facebook baby

joesterjoe 7

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:48

this is getting old and annoying I saw like 5 or more of these on here GTFO

MrsValentino 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:33

**** Facebook Mannnnn! Is That Really How People Fuhkcn Live.. Not Gunna Tell My Family I Have Cancer I'll Just Post It On Facebook.. what are you doing?... Just Found Out My Grandma Died... On My Aunts Facebook Page, How Pathetic!

Jdgaf 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:37

just stop talking. Every comment you say is dumb

Jdgaf 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:39

Lmfao. That made my day

gammielikeoh 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:46

there was one just like this. FAKER

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Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML

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Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML

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Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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