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By not my bf anymore - 05/11/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

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Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 20:01

Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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J352SAURUS 30

Friday 6 November 2015 7:35

Why is he not your boyfriend anymore? Wow.

Lyndria 15

Friday 6 November 2015 7:31

Judging by your user name and the fact you dumped him, I take it you are a third wave neo-feminist man hater?

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dickgamestrong 9

Tuesday 10 October 2017 1:50

we deserve a movement too

InsanityShard 23

Sunday 11 February 2018 4:18

No idea what they focus on, but hopefully he's aiming to help guys with domestic violence problems. Seriously, a lot of them get laughed at, told to toughen up, or worst, some of the stereotypical nasty feminists that pop up every now and then encourage it.

tanman230 10

Monday 19 February 2018 20:59

you're pretty shallow if you dumped him over that. do you know how heartbroken I was when I found out my girlfriend doesn't eat meat, I didn't dump her over something like that cause I'm not petty

deathdefiance99 2

Monday 1 July 2024 12:13

So? Wayyyy better than a feminist.

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