Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his...

By Charles Pennington - 22/11/2011 11:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

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By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By homeless - 26/03/2014 23:45 - United Kingdom - Winchester

Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML

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By NowHomeless - 31/08/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML

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By screwedhousemate - 28/03/2011 11:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Our house

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 19:22 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

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Lazy prick

By FMC fuck my credit! - 12/06/2022 10:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend got us evicted. The lazy prick kept throwing dog poop onto the neighbors' patio instead of disposing it properly. Management told him he could either get rid of the dog or we had to go. My ex refused and slammed the door in his face. The lease is in my name, so my credit is fucked. FML

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Insane rules

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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Worst roommate ever

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 08:00 - Ireland

Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML

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weepingangel_fml 7

Tuesday 22 November 2011 15:54

They didn't call the cops on him?

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 22 November 2011 15:57

**** the lease, gtf outa there!!

Comments

Lovesglee 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:41

See u at home, buddy. *cocks gun* ;)

julia_lynn 21

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:38

Why you didn't you check his rental history before having him move in? That's like the first thing you do when someone you don't know is about to move in with you, which from your FML, it seems like that must be the case.

ghostpwner_fml 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 4:46

That sounds like my sisters old room mate.who did the exact same thing.and got the exact same conclusion.Actually.it's probably him.well...FYL

FaraPjJammaz 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 7:03

Get that gun NigaHiga just advertised about :) Call now and you get TWO 'Hard and Plastic Realistic but not real gun.'

mojo87 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 7:28

Or why not just buy a dishwasher and eliminate at least that point of tension?

meg882002 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:02

Sounds very uncomfortable don't ask for dishes to be done

Nadeslos 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 15:50

Wow. And I thought I had it rough dealing with 2 roommates not doing dishes, cleaning and leaving their crap in the toilet.

huh_what 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:44

ydi, for not finding out more about the person you'll be living with.

chels1994 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:55

the lease isn't even worth it...get out now

TinyLittleSilver 4

Friday 25 November 2011 2:47

Reminds me of one of my old housemates. After she threatened me, we all made sure she would have to get kicked out of the house. Took lots of proof and complaints, seeing the police and the court, but we succeeded in the end. She was just mentally unstable and shouldn't have been allowed to live with people when she was antisocial to start with. I hope a solution comes to you soon, and that the same thing doesn't happen to you.