Love: Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose...

By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By hairy - 30/09/2013 21:59 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML

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Hair issues

By Blake - 26/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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Natty dread

By why???? - 05/09/2022 08:00

Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML

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By violetbcracecar - 14/12/2016 03:48 - United States - Suisun City

Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML

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By ItchItchBaby - 09/09/2017 13:00

Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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pittsports87 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:01

YDI for being a hippy

Greendarthpotato 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:02

That is gross.

Comments

Cerataphora 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:38

I hate the word "pony-tail". I personally have long hair, and usually it's tied back. Do I call if a pony-tail? No, it's on my damn head, not a horse's ass.

XxKate1294xX 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:57

Love this comment :)

Sharrakor 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 2:13

Seconded.

bexox 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 2:54

But somehow, men that have them... look like assholes. huh...

Lehk 9

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:38

give her crabs as retaliation.

soeasytosay 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:40

so i'm pretty sure that telling him he didnt need to cut off all of his hair to get rid of the lice is not going to help him now.

lyssaboo 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:40

ew ydi

Tehalon 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:53

Shame, ponytails rock! FYL

Ponyboyboy123 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:58

Dude, That BLOWS Im sorry to hear it

nikki1001 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:10

GOOD!!! Smart woman. Ponytails, bleck. But still, you didn't have to cut it off, just wash it out.

some1hones 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:11

you suck a$$ dude and you definitely deserve it

RedisDead88 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:17

thats funny seeing as how you dont have to cut your hair to get rid of lice

lnf9ohfour 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:20

GOOD. I FEEL SOOO BAD FOR YOUR WIFE HAVING TO LIVE WITH A MAN WITH LONG HAIR THAT IS DISGUSTING YDI FOR BEING A PIG. GOOD ON YOUR WIFE, SMART WOMAN. btw, 92 is right dumbass.

RabidLimaBeans 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:11

Please, tell me how a man having long hair is in any way different from a woman having long hair. Because men "aren't supposed to?" Are you saying that men are incapable of maintaining clean, healthy long hair? I certainly was, as I grew my hair out for years, and washed and conditioned it regularly. I have curly hair, so I had sort of a Robert Plant thing going, and I loved it. Now I sport a mohawk, complete with shaved sides and the occasional spiking, and I love that too. Are you going to tell me that that's weird or nasty as well?