By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 231
You deserved it 96 729

Same thing different taste

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As a married man with longish hair, and a wife who supports it I say: ***** you if you think men and long hair automatically don't mix. *FYL for having a bitch of a wife. Simple as that.

FYL for having a wife that thinks she can control you (well, you know, make you do things). But you don't have to cut it, just use NIX ALOT... >.< I couldn't grt rid of my lice for a month, then when It went away, I got if two months later, while I was in a hospital (for phinomia)

allocomrade 0

stop being such a bitch, man up, and have regular length hair. i mean, it suks that u had 2 scratch something u've been working on 4 a decade but a ponytail, honestly dude, ur a married man, grow up and get passed woodstock u damn hippie

Wow...what a bitch. That's terrible. She deserves a smack for thinking she can control you like that...

awe!:( that really sucks, shave her head for her. i mean it takes so long for mens hair to grow compared to ours, and not to mention if it was healthy. one of my friends grew his hair out from his freshman year to sr and it grew about as much as mine does in a year.

wow man...you're wife's got you whipped.

SquirrelB0y 0

YDI fir having a ponytail nasty And remember kids don't do drugs!