By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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pittsports87 0

YDI for being a hippy

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neverland_fml 0

YDI because men with long hair are disgusting.

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NorfolkDude 2

I agree that ydi. I mean seriously, get a haircut you hippie.

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Sharrakor 0

What's with all of the YDIs, people saying men shouldn't have pony tails, and "blah blah hippie" comments? Just think about it in a different perspective; what if this guy was Native American? Such a hairstyle is rather traditional in such circles.

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stevenJB 25

Thank you for that. I am a native American and raised so. My hair (when out) hangs to the back of my calves.

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seb12992 0

I believe number 46 is correct.

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beyoh 0

It doesn't matter whether the OP is male or female! When I was a kid (like 5 or 6), I had headlice too, and my mum didn't shave my head. You can get shampoo & a special comb to remove headlice. And how the hell did she GIVE him them. She would have had to have them, too. Headlice don't live long at all off the human body. I say, no problem. At least she didn't give him crabs! ^_^

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kayseexx7 0

maybe you shouldn't have a gross hippy ponytail for 10 years? YDI deff.

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