Give me his number: I can use him to speed up my divorce LOL

Irony at it's best.

Lowest YDI to FYL ratio I've seen in an FML, and for a good reason. Irony is a horrible thing, isn't it? I hope you found someone else, and someone better, for that matter. Then again, It shouldn't be hard finding someone better, since it takes a special brand of bitch to cheat on someone with their marriage counselor.

That's ****** up. You can report him and have his license taken away.

Get his ass fired if he's sleeping with your wife he clearly isn't doing his job and from this your wife seems like a bitch. Sorry OP if you want to get back with her I hope it goes well if not and you divorce "sell" a good trustworthy friend all your stuff for a dollar until she gets half of your shit ( most divorce cases lean towards the wife ) and get your stuff back afterwards .

ruin him

car battery dies. call a friend. he stops by and jump starts the car. then decides to do a donut on the gravel and shatters my back window... it's my moms car