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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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Hydrated pinkies

By Anonymous - 09/03/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we went for a foot massage. My wife found it incredibly relaxing; I just found it weird that a complete stranger seemed to be trying to give each of my toes its own handjob. Plus they used so much moisturiser that it made the inside of my shoes feel like squishy mud all day. FML

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Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 01:34 - United States - Ridge

Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML

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No mash for you

By Nazi-chef - 24/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was making mashed potatoes in a hurry, I had the pot boiling on high when I had to rush to the bathroom. As I'm walking away, I ask my boyfriend to watch the potatoes. When I returned, they were no longer boiling and he proudly announced he added cold water because they looked a little dry. What? FML

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By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:54

I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

mangoboy1 19

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:54

Get tested.

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wynnona 17

Wednesday 6 March 2013 12:49

Gross on so many levels!!

KweenChelly 6

Thursday 7 March 2013 2:11

Divorce her immediately!!

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 3:00

that is seriously disturbing

LifelessStars 22

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:38

How could you Not notice that before

bridgetv25 8

Thursday 7 March 2013 16:12

Disgusting!

claudzzzz 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 16:44

ewwwww!

GermanCookie 4

Friday 8 March 2013 1:24

Oh god that's gross

Denny1 15

Friday 8 March 2013 7:09

This has to be the most disgusting thing I've seen on FML!! I agree with #5 I'm gona puke. She needs help.

WWstar 9

Saturday 9 March 2013 1:32

oh yucky!

ouibijou 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 10:33

I would never eat mashed potatoes again... From anywhere

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