By Allergic - 24/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
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cradle6 13

That's...incredibly bitchy

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xShannonxSammyx 7

You're married to a very unkind woman.

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perdix 29

Look out for the PB & Va-J-J sandwich! Especially if your wife has recently taken out a big life insurance policy out on you.

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abbybailey204 19

If she ever says she wants to have sex just say "I'm allergic to condoms."

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xStaciexLynnx 15

If they're married there's a large chance they don't USE condoms so that would do nothing.

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Roevera 14

There's a large chance they do if they don't want kids.. being married isn't a form of birth control.

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smurfsarwales 9

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that if she doesn't want to kiss, I doubt she wants to have sex. Unless OP's wife is one of those prostitutes who never kiss people.

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TexasMud 8

#19 does that work?!??!? X) #45 wait it isn't?!? Then why the hell do people get married. FML

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GoWithTheFro 10

There has to be some reason for that, are you a bad kisser?

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22cute 17

Really! Finally someone with a relevant response! Op must be a really bad kisser or have bad breath. Talk you your wife find out what needs fixing instead of bitchin to strangers, Op!

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GoW_Chick 14

I'm deathly allergic to peanuts too, we can not kiss your wife together!

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shann2u2 5

I'm in oklahoma so from my point of view: if u dip or don't scrub ur grill u deserve it. If that's not the case find someone who kisses u breathless!

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dumboears 8

In the first part I think he means, "If you don't brush your teeth you deserve it." But everything else in that comment is beyond me. We need DocBastard to help us out here.

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weasel123 9

Ugh, you make us Okies sound like idiots...

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Saying you are in oklahoma was irrelevant to your sentence, unless you were trying to imply that people who live there type like idiots.

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renesmeebb 0

Wow what a bitch move!! But then again why wouldn't she wanna kiss you? Have you asked yourself that?

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leaffan 1

If you are deathly allergic then just the smell could kill you.

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DocBastard 38

If you're that allergic to peanuts, you shouldn't even have them in the house. If your wife is insisting on buying and eating peanut butter, I'd call your insurance broker and change the beneficiary on your life insurance. And I'd watch your back - she's obviously trying to rub you out.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Agreed. My wife is deathly allergic to mushrooms. As much as I like them, I won't have them in the house at all. Kind of like having her around. :)

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