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By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

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gabirolon 1

Monday 4 July 2011 16:11

wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!

danishbagel 3

Monday 4 July 2011 16:09

Reminds me of Old Yeller...

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SteveMagnifico 6

Monday 4 July 2011 18:34

At least he didnt do it in plain site

racecarstar21 0

Monday 4 July 2011 18:49

wtf kind of person is that? a ******* idiot one

emz89 0

Monday 4 July 2011 18:51

that's horrible :'(

CamdenMarie 6

Monday 4 July 2011 19:05

One time I saw my neighbor holding a puppy up in the air by it's leash, choking it. So I went out there and took the puppy, then kicked the guy in the balls and called the police to report him. I imagine if I had been in your situation, the guy would have suffered a much worse, less police-involved fate.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 4 July 2011 19:06

I don't get why everyone is getting so butthurt over this. it's a dog, where I grew up, if a dog kills a goat, you shoot it since obviously a goat is too damn big to tie around the dog's neck. it's part of life, like it or not

derekwb 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:11

did the dog explode and make pretty colors?

FurryRocks 10

Monday 4 July 2011 19:13

Why the f*ckin hell is every one so pissed off the dog was probably hurt and suffering or it was to old and he didn't want to pay the vet I have two dogs of my own and I would never put them down

nichole___99 3

Thursday 14 June 2012 8:27

Same, but u don't know that for sure. Some people ate just cruel and kill them for the pleasure of it not cuz its suffering or hurt

ambeeelove 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:15

:((( that's so sad

kangaru1 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:18

:( that is too cruel. and why do people click "they deserved it"?!

PushBarToOpen 5

Monday 4 July 2011 19:21

Poor guy,having to shoot his dog FHL

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