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By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By drreeeewwww - 25/11/2014 20:44 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

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By damn dog - 05/07/2013 05:43 - United States

Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 13:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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gabirolon 1

Monday 4 July 2011 16:11

wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!

danishbagel 3

Monday 4 July 2011 16:09

Reminds me of Old Yeller...

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vanillaME 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:54

oh my , heartless man.

jbieberfereves 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:07

what a dick

SamanthaRose143 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:17

OH MY GOD! POOR DOG

alex_buhse 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:40

poor dog

crm94 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:43

the dude should be shot for killing his dog!

bb9 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:44

I hoped you attacked the guy with a switchblade. You don't hurt dogs.

lexisteez 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:45

how ******* sad ;p

kerihetz 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:08

this sounds like fml for the poor dog

TurtleChickThing 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:28

You guys are wasting your time arguing over a dead dog. He/she is dead, it no longer matters what happened. Just to add my opinion, my mom is a veterenarian and all of our old sick pets were put down where she works, but she believes in the Old Yeller way and honestly so do I. It's quicker.

Struggs 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:39

Omg! People these days... that's horrible.

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