By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
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kionnalexus 0

First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.

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MelanieP_fml 0

Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.

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__cupcaaake 0

Hmm, okay then; let me put myself in the OP's position. I'm sitting on my couch (which there are no crumbs on because I'm not a slob &clean up after myself) but let's just say there were a few black bugs.. I would not stick my fingers on them &eat them! I'd brush them off the couch to vaccuum. &seriously? He said they were crunchy, therefore it mustve been a big bug bc I'm pretty sure little ants &such aren't crunchy. Gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins. YDI!

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prshusl0l 0

YDI for wanting to eat random crumbs & for making crumbs while you eat oreos.

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Roxas_fml 0

That's why you don't eat food off the floor / furniture or don't remember falling onto the floor / furniture.

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kath91 0

YDI for eating the crumbs.

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cinderous 0

YDI for trying to eat ******* crumbs out of your couch. Try food stamps.

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foryoublue94 0

YDI for eating "oreo" crumbs. Really? I only eat whole oreos, thank you.

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sarahlovesebay 0

Come on, couldn't you think of something better than that?

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Biatchh_fml 0

OMG thats sooo gross.. why are you eating crumbs off the couch anyways thats soo gross too Luving the specsavers comment!!

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