Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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By Sadness - 07/10/2013 18:55 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML

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By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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By brittholzworth - 27/06/2019 20:00

Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML

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Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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By MaggotMother - 20/04/2013 10:51 - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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kionnalexus 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:29

First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.

MelanieP_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:18

Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.

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SierraStabler 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 6:36

wow....you guys are retarded....like seriously window-licking retarded. Are you telling me that you have NEVER picked up a crumb you dropped? Who the **** cares if it was on the sofa? Yeah people sit there but there's this thing called CLOTHES that keeps their butts from having direct contact. And houses have bugs. Believe it or not, EVERY house has a few bugs in it. Jesus people loosen the **** up. op you in no way deserved that. that's just yucky :p no one deserves that.

wingedspiritus 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 7:13

I support what you're saying. A lot of people here are unreasonable and don't really put themselves in the place of the OP of whatever FML story.

SierraStabler 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:53

THANK you!

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 23 August 2009 6:41

FIFTY EIGHTH!!!! :D

wingedspiritus 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 7:15

"Shut up no one cares" LOL you're just what your nickname implies. ;3

Edge578 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 7:11

These " I learned that" FMLs are really stupid. You're not funny.

ChrisWasHere 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 7:30

I couldn't ******* agree more. It's really annoying.

chefboyarde 7

Sunday 23 August 2009 7:48

dumbshit

thelonelylurker 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 8:17

Bugs are more nutritious than your sugar-loaded oreos. Protein, baby.

BigBrownwood 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 8:56

YDI for eating crumbs poor POS

Kupokupupo 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:02

get your eyesight checked. oreo crumbs and small black insects look quite different

Noah_h 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:06

we gotta smart one here!!! Oreos look like bugs

nanoflacka 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:06

Today i found that being A spider may not stop people from eating you...

Kupokupupo 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:07

bah. lol. nice

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