By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
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kionnalexus 0

First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.

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MelanieP_fml 0

Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.

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bulletwings 0

I'm pretty sure you'd notice if the oreo crumbs were crawling. And if there were a alot of them I'm pretty sure that not all of them would have been still.

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123anonymous456_fml 0

YDI for eating oreos, you fatty!

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XxmidnightXx4545 0

EWWWW why would you eat stuff where you put your ASS on also #34 dude i bet you ate oreos before

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jonny2x4 0

Those crumbs could also turn out to be mouse droppings. YDI for being such a lazy fatass to look for food tucked in your couch. Get you fat, pudgy self off the couch and make the walk to the kitchen.

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R0flCopter 0

Guess who fails? No, not you. It's you! Haha why would you ever do that.

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likeOMGwow 0

because all crumbs crawl around?

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__cupcaaake 0

Well, Hm, that's disgusting O_o .. you deserve it. And if their were bugs on your couch, that's even worse because that makes you sound like a slob. Obviously you're not cleaning if there are bugs all over your couch. Ew.

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likeOMGwow 0

not even. you fail haaha

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curryndricegirll 0

that's disgusting. first of all because you just leave crumbs on the sofa...and then when you get hungry, you eat the crumbs off your sofa. and really...bugs don't just come when you drop a crumb; it has to be sitting there for a while. oh...and the fact that you almost ate a bug. clean your house and get some self control.

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dayanara_fml 0

well, bugs ARE nutritious...you helped your health in the process xD but seriously, that sucks. you should clean up after yourself a bit more often.

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