By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

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Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
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arcadekid1 9

Perhaps you should return the favour and cut his grass!

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brittanyayy 8

I mean, if he was REALLY doing his job, it would've been your bushes as well.

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SeahorseGuy 7

You know, she could have at least chosen a professional... Like a barber.

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jmoreno 4

That's why u should tend ur own yard and ur wife wouldn't need a landscaper

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zandalee 19

And perhaps tended to your wife's bush...

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Airman1988 9

There do seem to be a loss of stories out there of the wife cheating with pool boys, gardeners, lawn maintenance guys, etc. Even though avoiding all those seems to be the preventative measure, I would rather find a woman that I could trust to have enough class&morals not to consider doin such things anyway. You shouldn't need to work to keep temptation away from your significant other, they should do what is right on their own.

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Suks2beeme 7

That's what I was thinking! MOW YOUR OWN YARD and take care of your wife and none of this would have happened. You totally deserved it.

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unknown_user5566 26

55- That is completely idiotic. Unless OP was mercilessly beating the shit out of his wife, or subjecting her to extreme emotional abuse, he doesn't deserve to be cheated on. If the lovin' at home was lackluster, then the wife should've acted like an adult and talked to him about it.

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Iniezian 18

Based on your name, congrats for being smart, thinking ahead, and ensuring that your wife won't ever be able to screw you financially with alimony.

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dreamering 16

So, if someone tells you that about your wife regardless the outcome and you ... just smiled?

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unknown_user5566 26

21- Where does it say that OP just smiled? Based on the username, I'd say OP was pissed off and filed for divorce (or plans to).

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DuRpY 5

Finally, an honest landscaper! Tsk. They're such a rare commodity these days.

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Dillyduzit 23

"praise the prenup" xD OP is a real bro.

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Jinxx7 0

Wow, he told you that straight to your face and you did nothing? I hope you didn't laugh!

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emag_eht 18

OP probably didn't think much of it since the bushes outside CAN be considered his wife's bush(es). And they were probably having a good relationship so far, so why be suspicious of a passing comment by some dude you don't know.

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SApprentice 34

You had the woman sign a prenuptial agreement, according to your name, so you must have at least suspected this would happen. That, and the fact that you jump straight to the idea of divorce when she has an affair tells me that this probably wasn't a very love based relationship anyway. Divorce her, and find a new wife. Hopefully there's no children between the two of you.

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icemand90 17

im surprised she sat still long enough for for the whipper snipper...

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