By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

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Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
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arcadekid1 9

Perhaps you should return the favour and cut his grass!

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brittanyayy 8

I mean, if he was REALLY doing his job, it would've been your bushes as well.

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perdix 29

Wouldn't that be a good thing for you? Or are you one of these guys who likes the big hairy muffs featured in 1970's-era ****?

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loserboii 11

The mighty mighty jungle.

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SApprentice 34

34- I just read that in the voice of the darker moose from that kid's movie Brother Bear.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Perhaps you should give him a hair cut as well, real close to the shoulders.

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Arcangel196 0

You weak boy stand up for yourself

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laden_swallow09 34

Taking full advantage of the prenup he and the then-soon-to-be-wife agreed upon isn't weak. That's thinking and planning ahead. Check yosef befo' you wreck yosef, homie.

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jaycooter 0

If you had done this for your wife she wouldn't need someone else to take care of it. YDI

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Steve95401 49

I hope the landscaper didn't use a weed whacker to trim her bush.

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DuRpY 5

I'm guessing that is exactly what OP wish the landscaper had used instead.

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egrudy 9

Damn dude hate that for you, don't let it bring yourself confidence down! Easier said than done but look at it like this. This disaster paves the way to find something real and better. She deserves to be with a gardener. Sounds like a downgrade choosing your employee

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Quest_ 13

Don't worry mate, her pubic hair will grow back in no time!! At least he didn't **** her!

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