By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

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Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
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arcadekid1 9

Perhaps you should return the favour and cut his grass!

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brittanyayy 8

I mean, if he was REALLY doing his job, it would've been your bushes as well.

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cpucooler 4

I hope he at least did a pro job of it with a Landing Strip or a Chaplin or the infamous Lightning Bolt.

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Roxas2898 4

Some real advice? I'd divorce her. There's no more trust man.

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Gunnarr 12

Haha praise the prenup INDEED! Well done, sir.

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killerofbabies 4

Maybe he can dig you a hole big enough for him and your wife

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theburninator 1

So he just cut her bush? What's wrong with that? Just kidding op divorce the bitch asap cheating is unforgivable in any situation

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kitkattgirl 2

This sounds too cliche to be real. The landscape/gardener and the wife fooling around behind the husband's back. I call BS on this.

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MacJ44 3

Ew she needed to shave that shit anyway!

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marramrammar 2

Cut bait! Letter her survive on a lawn boy significant other! Next time mow your own grass ;-)

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reimichele 8

OP your username is absolutely smashing. I'm sorry that happened to you though. It's crazy how people don't seem to be thinking about how their bad decisions hurt others.

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