Love: Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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By Jade - 25/04/2011 13:49 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

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By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

lo_k 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

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urlifesuxdix 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:21

love of your life after just 2 weeks? YDI big style

calvinc31 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:39

Burry nache!!!!!!

lookitschloe 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:47

omg stop being so dramatic

lookitschloe 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:50

oh, and good thing the love of your life isn't kobayashi, he would have NEVER lost a hot dog eating bet

derriduh 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:57

Love of your life? Next time you go to see your pediatrician, be sure to ask them to take you off the accutane, it's making you even more hormonal than most teenagers. YDI my little drama queen.

obff527 7

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:49

aww! hunny im sorry!! that's awful. try to forget about his stupid ass, you can do much better than a boy who will play with girl's feelings because of hot dogs!!

WIDRR 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:06

seriously? who can't eat 10 hotdogs to win a bet? he sounds like a bitch. and your a moron for thinking hes the love of your life.

MrsNickJonas18 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:57

Love of your life, after 2 weeks? WOW. F your life haha

Kimmy5012 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:20

oh jesus christ . another "he's the love of my life" FML story . girl - i know you are better than that ! like seriously , you seriously cannot fall for bullshit guys like that . but you did - unfortunetly . & you cannot change that back . what i find soo amusing about this , is that you claim that he is the "love of your life" & you so-called "dated" him for like what - two goddamn weeks . thats ridiculous ! please do not tell me you're a child who thinks she's in love . soo FYL & YDI !

ashy_rawr 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 17:52

ok look yall she might have liked him way before she went out w/ him ok ive been in love w/ the same guy 4 4 years we never went out and im like in love w/ him ok so yall just stop being mean 2 her telling her off and saying"YOUR NOT IN LOVE" or stuff like that cus u dont kno the whole story ok