jonney and marissa sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love, then comes marriage then come an abrupt, tragic miscarriage then comes blame, then comes despair, two hearts damaged beyond repair... jonny leaves marissa, and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E not very appropriate but who cares

I didn't know strippers had to buy their own uniforms. That he calls his stripper-girlfriend "mother" is disturbing.

Hmm, "typical" huh? Shoulda seen that one coming, then... Regardless, flush the douche.

what a smart guy.

department stores dont send bills !!! they issue receipts and are given to the person buying the item, not sent to the wife. this is BS

this is when you ask where your new lingerie is..and then hold up the bill and bust him

If you loaned him the money, how come a store is sending you a bill? Make your mind up.

LOL I'm waiting for an FML soon that reads 'Today, my husband gave me some lingerie for my b-day that he'd been stashing away to surprise me. I have already paid a divorce attorney to draw up papers, because I saw the invoice and assumed he's been cheating. FML.'

Maybe he is just a cross-dresser.