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By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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Checks and balances

By letmefallasleep - 01/04/2020 14:00

Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML

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By Keesha - 18/03/2021 19:30 - United States - Loveland

Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML

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Kinda cruel

By Anon E. Mouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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Catfished!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 05:56

Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML

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You deserved it 231

By you fucking idiot - 19/12/2013 17:20 - United States - Union

Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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You deserved it 730

WoolyWhoop 7

Monday 14 September 2009 23:07

Kick his ass.

Calaura9 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:10

Roses are red Violets are blue Your credit cards maxed Looks like you're screwed

Comments

skullbuster 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:44

Well, he may have been telling the truth. How do you know he doesn't call her "mommy" while she is ramming him in the ass with a strap on?

Cazly_420 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 7:56

I would have been on to him at the first mention of "mother". You Lose.

jdannyl 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 18:26

Ever consider he bought it for you and just hasn't given it to you yet?

lost_romance 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:16

Keep that bill as evidence and you can win the divorce settlement. Time to move on.

killyourscene 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 9:45

Did he at least get your mother's size right?! ZING!

anonymous45610 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:32

lol #11!

kris12k4 7

Wednesday 7 April 2010 3:39

yes bcause he loans out MONEY and u got BILLED for it ... WTF

mario1_fml 0

Friday 9 July 2010 10:49

wow

Lilllly_1316 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 2:00

Maybe, maybe, he is giving it to you for your birthday or something. :)

angel55033 12

Friday 19 November 2010 8:25

why'd you get a bill if he already borrowed the money to pay for it

lovepink1234 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:04

he's an asshole u should dump him cause I'm sorry but normal people just don't do that kind of shit

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