That's discussing, do the same thing to his wife!!

report him

He probably just thought you'd rather have a protein shake.

Um, that is REALLY not okay. Besides it being disgusting, he could have given you all kinds of nasty infections (because he obviously makes it a habit of sticking his penis any old place). This is something that DEFINITELY needs to be reported to human resources, OP. This is a form of sexual harassment, and you should not have to deal with disgusting, inappropriate, immature sh*t like that at work.

You should bring in a treat for all of your co workers from the natural harvest cook book.

that's horrible OP. But I have to know... how did you find out it was going on?

What did you do to get dick smoothies and for your coworkers to think its funny?

Good luck with giving birth via your mouth. Thats hilarious. Why the **** would anyone want to put his dick inside a goddamn smoothie..

That's some F'd up stuff. Shame on your coworkers as well. I wish there was some way to make pay for the harassment and discomfort he caused you!

That's just wrong.