By littledipper - 25/09/2013 03:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML
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Unenunciable 14

Surely your coworkers would find it just as hilarious to find out that your home-made muffins all got rubbed all over someone's ballsack? Now THAT is a secret ingredient.

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sweet23_fml 11

Make 'em with laxitive's then sit and watch the shit hit the fan.

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demonkitty619 8

I'm pretty sure that can be construed as sexual harassment - and you can sue for that shit. Go nuts and get ALL the money! Then take a shit in some brownies and anonymously send them to mr "d!ck in yo' cup"

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Zebediabolical 39

...at which point he countersues and takes all the moneys back and then some. Great ides.

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JustStella 28

I'd like this FML better had you put "dipped his dick". I'm a sucker for alliteration.

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mrSkeptic 6

anyone else think you should be angrier at your co workers who knew and condoned this insanity?

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chosha_fml 26

Please tell us you threw the next one all over him. He deserved it.

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52564 8

Used to do that to a coworkers cheeseburgers. We all took turns because he deserved it and it was funny. Did you deserve it?

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allplayedout 20

Well, if he's just stirring his dick in it and not adding any extra genetic material, he's spending $5 a day to basically dunk his finger into your drink. Jokes on him, OP

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allplayedout 20

I also recommend bringing some very special brownies to your office, perhaps anonymously. And I don't mean the hippie kind of brownies

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