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I'd probably quit and sue.
"Clean food, please."
Surely your coworkers would find it just as hilarious to find out that your home-made muffins all got rubbed all over someone's ballsack? Now THAT is a secret ingredient.
Make 'em with laxitive's then sit and watch the shit hit the fan.
I'm pretty sure that can be construed as sexual harassment - and you can sue for that shit. Go nuts and get ALL the money! Then take a shit in some brownies and anonymously send them to mr "d!ck in yo' cup"
...at which point he countersues and takes all the moneys back and then some. Great ides.
anyone else think you should be angrier at your co workers who knew and condoned this insanity?
Please tell us you threw the next one all over him. He deserved it.
Used to do that to a coworkers cheeseburgers. We all took turns because he deserved it and it was funny. Did you deserve it?
Well, if he's just stirring his dick in it and not adding any extra genetic material, he's spending $5 a day to basically dunk his finger into your drink. Jokes on him, OP
I also recommend bringing some very special brownies to your office, perhaps anonymously. And I don't mean the hippie kind of brownies
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Well, that's a dick move.
Was it a vanilla milkshake?