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By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 20:57 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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Charity

By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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Priorities

By Xixi - 15/09/2022 06:30

Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML

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By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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MakeTodayADTR 20

Friday 6 July 2012 12:17

...Better than welfare weed.

perdix 29

Friday 6 July 2012 11:43

You mean you give him sex for free? This is why most men work. Weed, beer or other intoxicants are usually further down the list of reasons to perform humiliating, tedious labor.

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hxcjordan777 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:38

Ftw.

Leslier_fml 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 23:40

His money. His choice. But seriously he didnt have a job when you got with him?

dutchpower 5

Monday 9 July 2012 2:34

Isn't that what you're supposed to buy?

smileydancer92 2

Monday 9 July 2012 8:05

Well at least he was motivated! ..lol

RamenForTheWin 10

Monday 9 July 2012 21:07

Ask if he'll share!

aikman_wesc 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:05

At least he's not being a useless stoner and actually working and contributing to society

jswag17 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:05

I don't see the problem here

akichan15 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:52

Who cares? At least he's making the money with a job instead of stealing it from you and other.

tknds4 6

Wednesday 11 July 2012 11:43

Your boyfriend is awesome

noisebox 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:35

Sounds like a dope......

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