By zombieguyswife - 28/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Branson

Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML
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eddeeezzyy 19

Well, if it does happen...contact me! I have loads of Ak-47s! Best damn assault rifle out there! :D

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MagicGiraffe 12

Let's all act like we know something about guns because we play COD!

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ebonyirony 29

You don't play around with zombies. Where are you going? I'm going to Cabelas

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brenkite 5

Don't hole up in a department store, no matter what the merchandise, grab your supplies and move on

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SkoomaKi 27

I suggest buying some knives and guns, that'll get him started working. When he starts to earn money, you can spend it on upgrading your house. Eventually you'll have a fortress and a working husband. If he doesn't work, feed him to the zombies.

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HelloChrissy 9

Don't forget about upgrading a van into a moving fortress.

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whostolemylama 12

Put treadmills outside your outside house. Encasing it on all sides. Problem solved. At least, something i would do instead of being drastic...like working out...

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metalwolf 17

Good idea, when the zombies come all you have to do is turn them around. Maybe you can use them to generate electricity when the power eventually goes out. Just watch for teeth and arms when you go out to plug them in.

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brenkite 5

The power will go out, what then, I suggest an ethanol generator, moonshine has more than one use.

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mrtjawesome 14

you should put a radio behind him and play zombie sounds.

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Fmlsea 28

you didn't marry him for his brains obviously :P

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Zomg_Okay 26

That's just another advantage. They'll leave him alone so she doesn't have to worry about him when he goes out scavenging.

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MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Actually not a bad excuse... Now if you'll excuse me, I need to snort some bathe salts

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pmadNess 16

Or smoke bath salts... More destructive effect!

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Enslaved 36

Tell him hurry up! July 7th are the previews for "The Walking Dead" season 3!!! (:

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Tempest559 12

It's a fine line between paranoid and prepared. Walk it carefully my friend.

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