Health: Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband...

By zombieguyswife - 28/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Branson

Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 19:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML

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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

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By fat - 07/01/2014 12:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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By why... - 05/06/2012 17:21 - United States - East Orange

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

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Compromises

By DepressionBetty - 11/10/2021 08:00

Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML

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By fatty - 23/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML

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By drake86 - 09/01/2013 16:42 - United Kingdom - Helensburgh

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 09:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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Friday 29 June 2012 9:05

Well, if it does happen...contact me! I have loads of Ak-47s! Best damn assault rifle out there! :D

MagicGiraffe 12

Friday 29 June 2012 9:37

Let's all act like we know something about guns because we play COD!

Comments

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Friday 29 June 2012 11:46

Why are you trying to force him to work out anyway? Not everyone needs rock hard abs... Just sayin'

plaguer 26

Friday 29 June 2012 12:15

Obesity, maybe? Not like it's a big deal or anything.

alfred07 18

Friday 29 June 2012 14:56

How do you know he is Obese?

plaguer 26

Friday 29 June 2012 15:11

That's why there's a maybe stapled to the end there, kiddo. Learning new words is fun, huh?

alfred07 18

Friday 29 June 2012 11:47

Does he need to work out?

xStaciexLynnx 15

Friday 29 June 2012 13:14

There's real 5k marathons called zombie runs. There are people who are made to look and act like zombies and you're supposed to run like hell for 5k to stay away from them. Now THAT is real training.

SAgirl 13

Friday 29 June 2012 13:42

Sounds awesome!

Shelta957 13

Friday 29 June 2012 13:56

My dad is doing that race

videokid2000 10

Friday 29 June 2012 14:49

What's the point if you can't shoot them??

HelloChrissy 9

Friday 29 June 2012 15:39

Sounds like the coolest 5k race ever.

SAgirl 13

Friday 29 June 2012 13:40

Hell Yeah! Best reson to work out ever!

menacingsprite 3

Friday 29 June 2012 13:56

That's actually really cool. Way to play on his fear of a zombie outbreak!

countryrose92 23

Friday 29 June 2012 14:01

Haha, and what's so wrong with that? That's the only reason I work out. 1. Cardio. Get ready for runnin from zombies. 2. Lift weights. Get ready to climb things to get away from zombies. 3. Kickboxing. Just incAse I run out of amo. ;) plus, who cares why he is working out a long as he is doin it, right?