By IlikeGreenPlants - 26/11/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 912
You deserved it 54 689

Same thing different taste

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You might want to check up on your boyfriend/husband too. Remember, if the smell of bacon doesn't get him to stir, then you've been screwing a mannequin.

One of the few FML's nowadays where I actually laughed out loud. Nice one!

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LMFAO! Your dumb ass hell! Thanks for the laugh!

Seriously, how on earth could you not have realized that before now? Might it be the fact that it is plasticy? Papery? Maybe the fact that it never grew any larger? I'm not trying to insult you, I just cannot understand how you didn't notice. And if you were living with anyone, did you not wonder why no one else was watering it? Well, I'll give you this much: At least you have a green thumb...sort of. At least you tried to keep the plant alive. So, Kudos to you in that sense.

mendel_fml 0

A potted rubber tree would be plasticy, and doesn't grow much. I assume the fake plant was placed in real soil, or in hydroponic clay pellets, which you'd normally water.

I noticed that, too. EDIT: -.-' was responding to this being posted a few days ago

lillywilly 0

Hahaha It's like when I found out the baby i took care of in my home ec class was a robot -_- After everything I did for that little shit...

Uh... wouldn't the pot have filled with water... since it's been 2 years???