Love: Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet...

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 05:01

Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2024 16:00 - South Africa

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By how the fuck did this happen?! - 11/09/2018 04:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML

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By IZK - 23/09/2021 14:00

Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML

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wordgirl 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:13

Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:10

Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs. Reverse vasectomy!

Comments

Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

Monday 25 April 2011 4:31

I agree with you, all the way. what the hell is wrong with him? FYL and I recommend you do what #6 says.

fogrunner 13

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:48

YOU KNOW I HEARD ABOUT THIS GREAT NEW CONCEPT CALLED ADOPTION, SLOWS DOWN OUR OVER-POPULATING OF A CERTAIN PLANET. BUT HEY.

bwatte3303 3

Friday 19 August 2011 1:30

How did u not notice he was missing balls?

Dilwann 27

Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:28

A vasectomy doesn't mean they cut his balls off. It means there's a little tube cut through so he would be able to ejaculate sperm. He'd still have balls. Seriously, how old are you?

atishe24 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:38

Why are people talking about adoption? This FML is about the husband being a liar! I'm sorry he would manipulate you like that! Divorce his ass!

mrssuarez2011 12

Wednesday 22 February 2012 20:13

Oh dear, my heart broke reading this. I'm sorry OP

Jexess 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 10:02

That sounds exactly like something my Dad would pull on his new wife, who was dumb enough to mary him.

DusktheKat 12

Saturday 13 July 2013 22:38

So...you could say... HE DIDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL YOU! Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!!

Celestia1982 5

Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:29

Oh...My...God!!! Poor you!! My husband and I tried for 3 years before findin out he is very nearly sterile. I totally empathize with the heartbreak month after month. I would divorce him so damn fast for that, his head wouldn't stop spinning for a year, if I were you!!