By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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wordgirl 0

Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs. Reverse vasectomy!

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iceslim0 0

A vesectomy is a mans choice, like an abortion is a womans choice (not saying I am pro abortion). If you take this to court, you'll get laughed out of every legal office in your area. I mean, he was still trying right ;) just like he said

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WestG2008 0

Never underestimate the lengths a man will go to get laid XP

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fs_ak 0

I hope you're not wit that jerkoff anymore.. anyone who deceives their partner like that doesnt deserve to be with someone

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AntiChrist7 0

Not marrying an asshole would help a lot. YDI

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Triplefool 0

LOL That's an episode of American Dad.

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energyphuck 0

toootaly i saw that episode. nice try. you fail.

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Failbuddy 0

smart guy he gets more sex that way.

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mschrisaya 4

How selfish. Leave him.

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