By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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wordgirl 0

Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs. Reverse vasectomy!

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Gefangene 0

That was pretty insensative of him....hopefully you guys can work through that. BTW, if any one you are interested in travel, look at my blog! http://gefangene.webs.com/

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BelaLugosisdead 0

Hmmm... Guy's a major douchbag for that but on the other hand almost every time I go out somewhere I see a screeching banshee of a child and pity anyone who wants children. Maybe it's saved you alot of trouble if you're staying with him. If you're not, find a husband who isn't a complete asstwat.

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disney_blonde 16

Make him get it reversed, the pain will be his punishment.

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Courtney_Sanders 6

She cannot make him get it reversed. He made the decision to get the vasectomy after he had his child, so obviously he doesn't want anymore. Her having to make him get it reversed would be a horrible idea. He would basically be giving her a pity child.

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FlaminYawn 0

I've known many guys who had vasectomies and then had kids afterwards, so what's the FML?

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PlasmaWafflez 0

Did you not notice that there was no cum?

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PlasmaWafflez 0

Did you not notice that there was no cum?

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amiamida_fml 0

Dude, take a biology class, will ya? There is cum whether there are spermatozoids in it or not.

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cat83 0

Wordgirl (#14) had an excellent suggestion!

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hi_from_HI 0

I think the fml part is that she's stuck with a husband that lies. And getting pregnant behind his back doesn't make her any better than him. However! Have a pregnant friend pee on a stick for you. I like that idea of pretending to be pregnant anyways and sees what he does. THEN you can kick him in the balls.

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JukeboxBunny 0

Divorce the bastard.

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