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By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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Blast from the past

By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm forbidden from hanging out with one of my friends. This happened after she was with us in a parking lot, and one of mom's smartass coworkers blasted his horn at us from a parked car to jolt us. My friend had a screaming breakdown; she has PTSD from losing her dad and sister in a car crash. FML

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Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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RabenSchwartz 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 12:08

stacys mom....

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 30 September 2010 12:30

Yeah #3. I thought #1 was pretty creepy too. I mean what the hell is she smiling at. Is she looking at me? Awkward...

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gingermaria10 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:12

Hahahaha!!!! That's so hillarious! :D

IsaidSTFU 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 5:16

really, really, creepy...

sux96 2

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:04

Stacey's mom has got it goin' on.... LOL

glambert1998 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 6:38

this reminded me of a song."theres a party in your bedroom all night long" change it a wee bit and u get "theres a party in ur moms bedroom,ALL NIGHT LONG!!!"

rosepetals91 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:03

is she hawt?

noahvs67 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 18:57

wow what a ************

gracetaylor 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:33

that's really awkward for u!!

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:36

Pervert.

Masift 21

Monday 2 March 2015 16:05

I guess maybe next time he makes a joke about having sex with your mom, then you should probably be careful

NotRussian 16

Monday 13 July 2015 19:00

It would be my honor, to be your new stepfather.

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Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML

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Today, my husband's friend and I realised that we have mutual feelings of attraction for each other. We're both in struggling marriages, which we don't want to give up on yet. FML

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Today, I was just beginning a calculus exam when my brain thought it was a good time to get stuck on the song "Close Every Door" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Now that the exam is over, I'm afraid that I can foresee the future through song. FML

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Today, our Dungeons & Dragons group has imploded. A member kept making inappropriate passes at me, even though he knows I’m married. Now my husband has been threatening to “wring his skinny little neck like a chicken” if he ever sees him again, and now the other members are calling my man a bully. FML

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