Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed...

By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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You deserved it 88

By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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Blast from the past

By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm forbidden from hanging out with one of my friends. This happened after she was with us in a parking lot, and one of mom's smartass coworkers blasted his horn at us from a parked car to jolt us. My friend had a screaming breakdown; she has PTSD from losing her dad and sister in a car crash. FML

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Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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RabenSchwartz 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 12:08

stacys mom....

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 30 September 2010 12:30

Yeah #3. I thought #1 was pretty creepy too. I mean what the hell is she smiling at. Is she looking at me? Awkward...

Comments

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 17:40

lol

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:12

It's normal in Mobile :-P

figgity83 15

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:29

LOL that funny she's a milf. can't blame a guy for trying. creepy yes but can't fight nature. fyl cause it's gonna happen alot.

grlwhosings 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:37

Bah hahaha! That's funny!

l3allin_all_day 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:49

lucky ur moms not a milf

DarkHelmet 10

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:08

YDI for having a MILF as a Mom

Thanateros 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 23:13

What if your best friend became your new daddy LOL

hobosareawesome 0

Friday 1 October 2010 3:28

Lmao at least you can say you like your stepfather... well maybe not anymore

MAC0789 2

Friday 1 October 2010 9:41

well...at least nothing happened, right?

csimpson1990 4

Friday 1 October 2010 9:44

its okay, all my friends keep saying my mom is hot. i dont get offended. i just laugh and think its hilarious.

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

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Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

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Today, I found out my dad has a 1-in-a-million disease that makes your liver process pain medication at twice the rate of a normal person. If that wasn't bad enough, he also tells me he hopes I don't have it too, because it can be passed down. He said this because I'm 29 weeks pregnant. FML

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