By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 778
You deserved it 2 671

Same thing different taste

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah #3. I thought #1 was pretty creepy too. I mean what the hell is she smiling at. Is she looking at me? Awkward...

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thanks to facebook, I now just randomly bitchslap my bestfriend, and say: that's because I know you are 1) going to hit in my mom, 2) going to sleep with my wife, 3) going to screw with me when I am drunk 4) going to lose my dog in a poker game 5) going to pants me at work 6) going to steal my car, 7) going to take my cell phone and change my wifes number to my ex-girlfriend 8) sleep with daughter and or son.

crap, well facebook is a whole nother story. I meant FML

RedPillSucks 31
glambert1998 0

Smack the crap outta him and tell him to stop it. Then help him up and never speak about it again. Thats what a real friends would do.

That's bloody hilarious. Seriously though, you should probably tell him that he shouldn't be harassing your mother.

RedPillSucks 31

Ain't nothin' wrong if you wanna do the mom all night long.

All niiight long.. (all niiight, all niiight..)

11 & 19 should get together & we'll make an awesome sandwich!!!

Yo,I’ve been stalkin your mom For like two years straight I’m way to shy to ask her out on a date So I just wait In your neightbours lawn With my camera ready and my camouflage on (Love the version sung by Weezer)