Love: Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped... - FML

By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek - 15/11/2019 05:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:01

Did you break the rest?

ThereIsNoFork 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:07

Wow what a fail at kissing. What the hell did he do? Smile like this :D and then go in for it?

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Wandering_Witch 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:07

I would laugh my ass off and dump him. HE deserved it!

CoolAidIsMyName 0

Friday 3 August 2012 18:29

Or dump his ass and then take a dump.

jdfml90 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:26

Really? That must be hard to do by kissing, maybe they bumped faces...

Lindsye_3314 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:41

Ew. Who breaks a tooth from kissing? I've never heard of something like that happening!

trudom108 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:45

OP maybe you should tell us if you guys were dating when he chipped his tooth cuz if he was I agree that you should break the others and if he wasn't maybe you should carefully teach him how to kiss

NavyguyWTF 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:24

Unless it happened while you were together why the hell does it matter? If not then how is this even an fml?

TheEpicLlama 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:32

Dude...How is this even possible unless your teeth are like..rotten. Plus if they were that's just nasty..haha.

TheEpicLlama 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:35

I meant his teeth. Haha.

YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:38

ydi for being a whiny baby.

PixilatedGrace 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:41

Her teeth mustv'e been made of nasty bricks OP. but then again, maybe if you had given a little somethin somethin to your boyfriend he wouldn't have had to go running to another girl :

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 21:58

Man What?! moderate this shit next time

mynewaccount 8

Sunday 5 September 2010 22:21

49 is super cute!

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