By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

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Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.

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vikky538 28

As long as you are not jealous of the blow doll its fine.

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cheeeksss 29

Idk, I'd be pretty sad if my boyfriend thought an inanimate object was more pleasing than me.

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irishmaiden78 23

Then you need to talk to him about resolving that issue. If it's a fetish thing he has with the doll I would suggest therapy on his part and couples therapy for the both of you. If he's not able or willing to work on it then you have a couple of options. 1) get your own toys and accept the relationship the way it is or 2) find a more fulfilling relationship.

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tygerarmy 35

She blew his mind. Get a vibrator/***** to rock your world.

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zombri122 9

tell him its either you or her and if he chooses her pop the blow up doll lol

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guyofdude 8

Clearly you are not a frequent FML visitor. RULE #1: Don't say stupid shit like what you just did.

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91hayek 31

You are the third wheel? You know which one to make flat.

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gintwinsmoore 20

Either that or he's ******* someone else. Sorry OP. Be prepared if this is the case!

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Hop6e 22

Pop his doll and tell him to man up. What man uses a blow up doll? Especially when he has a perfectly willing female.

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