By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

Spicy
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.

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Comments

pleasedie 22

Wow..... Didn't know people really bought those

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Zebediabolical 39

Maybe you need to step up your game. No, that's not what I really believe, but that's pretty much what every other comment would say if it was a guy complaining that his girl digs her vibe more than him.

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kernelkat 16

My ex preferred **** to sex with me. I feel your pain.

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abNormal62 23

Ernie said it best, "rubber ducky you're the one!"

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CassandraThyme 14

He must not have been afraid for anyone to walk in on him and the blow doll

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LadyTyger51ne 8

Maybe you have to add some things to your repertoire to spice things up?

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Tyguy823 14

???i feel bad for you but that was funny still

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countrychaos 3

less complaining, more sucking. Might just fix your problem

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leogachi 15

That's rude. I'd be willing to bet you're one of those guys who doesn't care if his partner has a good time.

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Aimeejasmine 15

The guy is the problem. You can't fix an asshole

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limabeans101029 20

The fml says that "my boyfriend is denying me sex". How is she supposed to do "more sucking" if he won't have sex with her? Plus, if he's that unsatisfied with her, it's entirely his fault for not saying anything about it.

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