By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

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Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.

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labowski1976 5

Dead in bed I've had a few ex's like that

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TCRII 29

I don't normally advocate violence, but in this case, I say 'cut the bitch' - the doll, not the boyfriend.

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ouimetnick 10

effective.  Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

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mzshannababy 16

this so reminds me of an instagram post I saw @queen.qoals !

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leogachi 15

Stop posting your instagram everywhere.

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zenrael 21

Fix the leak in your relationship or forever be unhappy.

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ladyg228 15

Time to step your game in the bedroom or find someone whose not going to pick plastic over you

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maggiefox 25

Put hot sauce in her cooch.

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