Intimacy: Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been...

By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML

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Kinky

By Anonymous - 25/04/2023 15:00

Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/12/2018 23:00 - United States - University Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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jessieluvxo 9

Friday 29 May 2015 0:33

That blows.

thawny_fml 21

Friday 29 May 2015 0:39

Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.

Comments

TheIronFez 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:38

I think it's really creepy to have a blow up doll. Too creepy.

mottos 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 4:03

Cold hard truth, at least he's honest.

mine___turtles10 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:09

Artificial objects are taking ovet

bezserk 4

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:15

Umm then try to please your man better! It aint a 1 way street!

HeadHunter23 5

Wednesday 3 June 2015 14:36

You must have been blown away. For a guy to chose a doll over the real thing really blows my mind.

riotcontrol94 6

Friday 18 December 2015 19:31

Stab the doll and leave a note that says there can only be one.

Addiction333 14

Friday 12 February 2016 19:57

Lose some weight porky

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