By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

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Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.

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wild4drums 18

guys like this just don't know how to treat a woman. you treat her right and you won't need no blow up doll, trust

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Show him this post and how many people agree with you that he sucks.

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dvp_fml 8

A blow up doll just lays there. Maybe you should try either moving or get a new friend?

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DrCheese 16

Hahaha. When a blow up doll is better than you at sex, might need to rethink your technique.

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IHeartAssHats 4

Omg this is too funny! Thanks for the laugh! Maybe paste a picture of your face on it!

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Kittyphysics 21

since he's clearly found a new girlfriend, perhaps its time to start looking for a new boyfriend.

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lkb307 21

sounds like you need to step it up a bit in bed..

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CandyApple88 13

you know what to get him for his birthday - a puncture repair kit.

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