Animals: Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning...

By aishyaslife89 - 06/10/2015 22:03 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML

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By jackskellington - 11/02/2015 04:34 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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RIP little guy

By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 19:58 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 12:33 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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Emmamazing 26

Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:46

Your aunt is a terrible person

Silk_Routes 14

Wednesday 7 October 2015 12:05

what a "c-aunt"

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Ih8teenageangst 19

Wednesday 7 October 2015 19:41

it's not bribery, it's payment.

magnoliabb 14

Wednesday 7 October 2015 19:41

That's messed up holy smokes

murph_fml 21

Wednesday 7 October 2015 20:07

Classic.

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 7 October 2015 21:33

That is messed up!

mandyn333 10

Wednesday 7 October 2015 21:38

Sorry op. But your aunts a sick psychopath for bribing you to kill your pet @ age 4. It must be traumatizing knowing that now.

miriamfrank 22

Wednesday 7 October 2015 23:20

Your aunt is kinda a creepy person.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 7 October 2015 23:31

Well, that's not sadistic, psychopathic shit at all...

maximumcarnage 13

Wednesday 7 October 2015 23:37

Holy Shit Dude!

sailorarctic 22

Wednesday 7 October 2015 23:56

how do you not remember that? i rember a lot of crap from when I was 4 years old.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 8 October 2015 0:13

Most people don't though. I have a few vague memories from my 4th birthday, but that's about it.

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 8 October 2015 0:19

#82, I can't remember what I did at that age. The age of remembering the first memory is usually between 3 and 5.

ringaringaring 16

Thursday 8 October 2015 0:07

That is...horrible.

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