By ohno - 25/03/2012 13:11 - United States - East Stroudsburg

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Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.

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arielasa 10

there are better chickadee's out there for you. she's just a sleazy bitch...

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MDTeddy 13

This is yet another cheating girl. When will people learn to end the relationship first. Although, they should know they are messing with people's emotions.

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MrGroovy28 7

I mean first of all you better have knocked the shit out of your brother and his desire for sloppy seconds. Second, I think you may want to take the juvenile route here and make her "known" in the community.

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damnu 3

Time to even the score by doing your brother's gf.

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sweetpea41800 0

93- you can have a Mickey mouse cookie :)

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Rainbow_Crash 11

OP, physical violence against either your brother or your (hopefully) ex-girlfriend are not in order here. What should be in order is cutting these two undesirable people from your life. If you want, talk to your brother when the initial anger wears off to get his side of the story. If that doesn't work, then remove him from your life.

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imustbeinsane 2

I appreciate the clean insults, but in such an extreme case I think "go **** yourself you unfaithful *****" is the better option

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SpruceDread4578 13

I had an ex cheat on me before...it's the worst feeling. Sorry, OP, and **** your ex, she's a total bitch.

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