By ohno - 25/03/2012 13:11 - United States - East Stroudsburg

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Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.

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ankoku 2

Soak all your condoms in jalapeno juice, then put a few in your bro's drawer and wait for all to once again be right with the world!

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twilightluvr101 4

First thought...... You are not the father!

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Lolo99981 5

The first time i read this, i thought it said her brother…

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kerrwoof 13

That's one thing you don't do... You never hook up with a family members girlfriend/boyfriend or even ex, and same thing goes for best friends.

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novalaise 7

Its more messed up that your own brother did that to you. Now thats just cold.

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csi_fml 19

I guess bros before hoes doesn't mean anything here

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perdix 29

Isn't giving up pre-marital sex for Lent kind of like giving up worshipping graven images or murdering people?

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