Kids: Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's...

By Username - 24/06/2011 22:11 - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

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By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By sadmama - 23/02/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML

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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 03:53 - United States

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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Cairo_Sanchez 8

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:48

video tape you taking care of the kid and claim the money

TalkinSmack 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:58

drop the kid off at the police station. ur roommate won't do that again.

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Jamialia 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:33

Tell the parent and bag the money.

RLG 7

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:41

THAT WAS YOU?! xD nah im joking, ur friends a dick make the kid pee or poop on his bed and don't tell him

AcidRaen 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:44

EL OH EL

AcidRaen 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:08

I did reply to it. i thought it was funny, so i said LOL but i thought i would spell it out. and thanks (:

plebeianFelix 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:44

teach the child to swear or make lewd gestures.

plebeianFelix 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 23:06

that ain't good to flaunt your lack of humor and education like that.

dvldog 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:57

I feel ya. my mom runs a daycare at the house. except she has me watch them ad change them, and take 'em to the park :/

MyNameIsDanyelle 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:13

if you got paid, then it wouldn't be much of an fml, but if you didn't get paid, then I agree, fyl.

redmnky21 8

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:18

give the kid a puppy...

darkness4dummies 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:23

teach the kid things

heyred 11

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:28

Call the parent - or Child Protective Services.

OGReaper 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:30

anoyone voted that they agree his life sucks is a moron. they deserve it for being a bitch and letting it happen. no other way to see it.

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