By pinocchio - 24/06/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML
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lifecontroller 2

You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word for it

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BaconDave 12

It was their honeymoon, a time to be spent together.

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rawrlily 0

What, are you Barbra Streisand or something?

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bubble25_fml 5

how sad is it when the first comment gets moderated... op, just remember, it doesn't matter if it's big, it's how you use it ;)

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juanaranda1015 4

take a hint and get a nose job :)

Juliaa15 6

Or just be happy with the face you were born with. nothing you can do about it. be happy for your wife, nothing you can do about it now.

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AaronTkr 0

maybe he's jewish and proud. gawd.

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JacksonCampbell 9

Nose jobs aren't sex-specific. Now you know. hurrdurr

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sxe_beast 11

I love how people are so anti cosmetic surgery... >.>. IDK why he's getting so many thumbs down. I'm soooooooooo glad I got my mother's nose and not my fathers. If I had my father's nose I would most definitely have rhinoplasty performed on me. Cosmetic surgery is amazing.

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Sperrys 3

yeah a nose job, so he might end up like MJ? I wouldn't do it.

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ChelseaXD 0

Nose job, but fyl.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Go ahead and insert it. I'm pretty sure that the Mods would love to hear your funny joke. /sarcasm

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slkdw 1

you can't scuba dive if your nose doesn't fit in the mask...you won't be able to see as your mask will fill up with water because it doesn't fit.

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sourgirl101 28

I think 7 meant if she were the wife, not the OP. I just went snorkeling in the Bahamas two weeks ago and it was amazing! I can only imagine what scuba diving would be like. The OP should be happy that the wife got such an opportunity but honeymoons are for doing romantic things "together".

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Garyy_fml 11

I think she saying if she was the wife, she would've gone.

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noelykins1 19

they just got married and it's THEIR honeymoon... I wouldn't have gone I would of just gone back to the hotel and found a new way to have fun with him ;D

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lifecontroller 2

You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word for it

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DocBastard 38

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BaconDave 12

It was their honeymoon, a time to be spent together.

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aardvarkish 15

I'm with doc on this one. Suffrage all the way! Besides, I would have gone...

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2cacrawf 0

I agree also .. instead of being selfish that you couldn't go .. be happy for your wife I'm sure she had a blast

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Ronnie_loves_you 11

It's not just his honeymoon it's hers too. She should enjoy it.

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FMLandurstoo 9

Some racist bastard is probably gonna make a Jewish joke

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borkchop1992 15

i would too. forget you and your oversized nose

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llamalpaca382 13

...you mean early? They JUST got married >_>

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