Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should... - FML

By Username - 01/07/2010 04:55 - France

Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say 'yes' or 'no', instead of nodding your head. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:17

I have honestly gone my whole life thinking this was a given.

andruha1123 5

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:16

lol being bald is always an option

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horsedick 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 13:33

that's just common sense

HeroOfMi 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 14:20

I ******* hate your pic >.< so creepy

TaNmKm 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 13:56

You are the stupidest person ever, don't you have any " Common Sense"?

imsogangster13 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 13:57

moron ... YDI totally and completely. theyre looking at ur hair, so obviously they cant c it. wow.

iCommentFML 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 14:32

Ugh ikr... they fkin shaved my sideburns off... Now it looks like i got a chilli bowl... Than god my hair somehow always returns to how it lools ... sidesweep bangs FTW!!!

ninjacapo 2

Thursday 1 July 2010 14:58

it doesnt matter what u say. the lady asked me if it was short enough and i said in an annoyed voice "yeah its fine" so she cut more. the bitch un-layered my hair. how the heck u do tht. ugh i feel ya brah

KAYRRIE 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 14:59

what a lazy ass!!!

fyl1009 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 15:51

being French I'm not surprised

Spartan86 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 17:08

Common sense FTW!!!!!

armybabe22 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 18:03

no shit?!

liveitup1247 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 18:36

op is clearly a harvard graduate

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