Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often... - FML

By Username - 25/01/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 22:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML

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jf7609 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:18

yeah, might want to clean it a LITTLE more often...

BlueTwist89 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:59

Wow....some nice stereotyping we got here. NOT all Americans are slobs.

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saltypirate 0

Friday 19 August 2011 10:04

SPELLING... This person knows none.

DGHero 0

Monday 31 October 2011 15:44

that poor burrito!

ciararocks1000 0

Friday 30 December 2011 5:32

This isn't an FML.

mimerino 9

Tuesday 18 September 2012 23:42

MoUUldy!!

zfchatroulette 24

Thursday 28 February 2013 19:24

I don't have a car, and even if I did, I would NEVER leave burritos under the seats. Why do you say YOU should clean YOUR car more often, I mean, who are you even talking to? Was that supposed to be a message to your wife or something?

queeennnale 18

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:53

That's really unsanitary tbh

Loveya14 5

Wednesday 9 April 2014 5:46

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danny_c_21 11

Thursday 26 June 2014 18:48

You also need a dictionary to learn to spell *mold

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 7 August 2014 2:26

Mould is the way it's spelled in other countries. Instead of being a little pissant and insulting the OP, I suggest you educate yourself.

cleopatra66 14

Tuesday 14 April 2015 3:36

I cleaned my sisters car. I have never seen so many moldy French fries or Starbucks coffee cups with rotted bottoms in my life.

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