Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often... - FML

By Username - 25/01/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML

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Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML

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jf7609 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:18

yeah, might want to clean it a LITTLE more often...

BlueTwist89 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:59

Wow....some nice stereotyping we got here. NOT all Americans are slobs.

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davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:31

today. I realized I'm not just fat. but I am a slob as well. fml

BrownSugar_fml 5

Monday 25 January 2010 17:37

so not an fml

pariah13 0

Monday 25 January 2010 18:04

I helped my friend clean his car out, and believe me it was disgusting. we found a dead snake in his trunk under all his junk he had in there. how it got there, he didn't know. then we came across some black liquid which was not oil. moldy food under the backseat. some more dead things like bugs. I threw up twice and told him he could clean the rest by himself.

wh4t3v3R 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:08

^^ This is an FML!

blazingman311 1

Monday 25 January 2010 18:18

An American, finding a missing burrito... bet you he ate it

retrojesus 0

Monday 25 January 2010 18:40

did you still eat it?

spoo 24

Monday 25 January 2010 20:54

Or just print off waivers that people have to sign before getting into your car :)

missey_jey 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:09

fyl for complaing through someone else's fml

nesha25 8

Monday 25 January 2010 23:26

YDI for being dirty

omgmorganomg 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:11

ew

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:44

How dare you lose a burrito on your car. Don't you know burritos are a gift from God? Shame on you!!!

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