Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often...

By Username - 25/01/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML

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By Ooops - 12/09/2019 22:02 - Canada

Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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Nature is healing

By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 04:00 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I’m proud and happy for having used my bike instead of my car for almost two months. Well, I was. Until I discovered that my car, though clean, dry and with a moisture absorber inside, has started to grow mold. Everywhere. FML

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Roadkill

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 16:58 - United States

Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML

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Triple A

By chi_chia - 24/03/2011 15:03 - United States

Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML

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By LostSoul - 01/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML

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No soup for you

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 19:01 - United States - Janesville

Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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By Sick - 28/01/2017 16:00

Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML

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Cruel summer

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 22:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML

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jf7609 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:18

yeah, might want to clean it a LITTLE more often...

BlueTwist89 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:59

Wow....some nice stereotyping we got here. NOT all Americans are slobs.

Comments

Snomel 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:55

Moldy Burrito is still better than fossilized turkey sammich under the bed.

Andyangels27 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:10

wow how mouldy was is. was it stilled foulded. how ould was it.where was it sould

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:26

om nom nom

lybsofia 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:58

thats so nasty

ifmlftw 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 15:08

learn how to spell moldy correctly;)

strobes 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 13:26

YDI for not knowing how to spell "moldy"

flower55 0

Friday 9 April 2010 0:53

Not a FML!!!!!!

lu95 16

Thursday 1 July 2010 3:37

r u sure it's a burrito?

rymadness 0

Monday 12 July 2010 0:58

this is not a fml.... it's YOUR own fault for not cleaning your car OP.

junior2012 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:19

doesn't everybody have their own little stash of taco bell under their seat? Jk Jk lmao this is really disgusting but it made my day.

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