By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
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Capteen_fml 9

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!

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bballsoccerrocks 7

The circle of life!

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krazichikk 2

omg I'm so sorry. new bed needed BADLY!!

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nightowl713 25

You know you were conceived somewhere, why act like its that big a deal? It's a bed, with sheets and all I'm sure, sheets work wonders. And if you ate old enough to know how to use FML, then surely 12+ years( maybe more) is plenty of time for the germs to go away. It's sex, not like someone was murdered on your bed eh?

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jaredofmo 22

My sister lost her virginity in the bed I sleep on.

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linkinpark98 23

I've always known that about my bed... It bothers me to go to sleep every night... *shivers*

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Eiregal2 10

The room I sleep in belonged to my nan, for some reason members of my family find it creepy I can relax and sleep in a room where my nan spent her last days. And the bed you have is a happy love bed! Yay!

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djxerxes9000 18

Your parents still love to Frack OP just FYI lol

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