Intimacy: Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived... - FML

By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

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Capteen_fml 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:21

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:24

Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!

bballsoccerrocks 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:25

The circle of life!

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Nekoluver 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:35

I mean... At least you have clean sheets, right? Like... they wouldn't give you the same sheets, would they?

CrazyMe2524 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:46

Lucky! Lol

grannygruber 6

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:53

Find memories from conception, cool.

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:14

10 bucks says the kid in his picture is actually him.

smydiwannafthata 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:27

Get knocked up on that bed to complete the cycle

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:49

I don't think you'll be doing much more sleeping there

whyyoubanme420 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:46

Yikes

airving300 3

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:52

The same thing happened to me

Oddlookinkitchen 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:57

I'll get that black light if I was you

tj4234 35

Sunday 22 April 2012 22:36

it's the circle of life

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